To Bra Or Not To Bra, That Is The Question

So a few weeks back in one of our family discussions we were talking about bra's, and I was saying I really should start wearing one again, to lift up my sagging boobs. You see I like the natural way, no constraints, and since I rarely leave the house, who cares right? Up until last week I had owned 1 bra, which I had misplaced, maybe on purpose who knows really. So that night my daughter Kara, who is experienced in the art of bra measuring, measured my boobies, and brought me 2 very nice new bra's, in a size we will not mention, lol. They have been sitting in my drawer all week, I saw them every morning in there, and got dressed without them, and I have been free. Today I figured I should wear one as the family is coming over tonight. My heck who and why did someone ever invent one of these boobie trappers, this sucker hurts like no other, my upper arms seem to come in contact with the ladies every move I make. If anyone comes close, they may lose an eye. Had to be a man who invented it, probably coz he didn't want his wife showing things only he wanted to see. Ah well, changes in life are supposed to be good right?